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Gold sleeps in 10-1 loss.

10-1, hahahaha.

Not how you want to go into the July 4th break.

Even in a league based on drafts, trades, and parody, these things happen. Usually in the summer. To an Andy Long team.

So we checked all the boxes, all except one, the Fuji box. Fuji was on the winning end of this 10-1 final. When was the last time Fuji won by nine goals ?

Perhaps it was the pregame bowler movement by Marc Teal that sparked the team.

"I feel light as a feather, I'm gonna be flying around the rink," said Teal after said BM and right before the game.

He chipped in with a pair of goals, albeit in garbage time when the game was pretty much over, but stats nonetheless.

It was 4-0 after one. Gold got their only goal in the 2nd by Rob Chiuli to avoid getting shut out.

Navy tacked on 2 more in the 2nd and 4 more in the 3rd for the blowout final.

"We're on to July 13th," said Andy Long.

"You know that's Friday the 13th right?" asked the reporter.

"Son of a bitch..." Long replied.


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